i drew some fan art
it’s a bit off but i think it turned out ok
So my dad just walked in after seeing me spend all day doing physics work, asks to see what problem I’m working on, puzzles over it for 5 minutes, hands me back the book with a “you’re fucked” look and walks out laughing. literally rocket science irl 0/10 class
The Velvet Underground — Heroin
When I’m rushing on my run, and I feel just like Jesus’ son and I guess that I just don’t know.
and it was pretty good in a silly way. No idea why I didn’t give it a spin earlier, should I attend a live screening too or what?
(submitted by jabyrwock)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. IS THERE ANOTHER SODA THATS SALAD FLOVOURED? ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MIX THEM TOGETHER AND SERVE IT AS PUNCH AT A PARTY? DO YOU WANT THE POPULATION DRINKING RANCH DRESSING? YOU DONT DRINK RANCH DRESSING. WHY WOULD YOU DRINK RANCH DRESSING FLAVOURED SODA. THIS IS LUDICROUS IT PROBABLY TASTES EVEN WORSE THAN THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH FLAVOUR. THIS IS HELL. I WOULD BURN THIS IF YOU COULD BURN IT. HELL IT PROBABLY HAS SO MANY CHEMICALS YOU COULD BURN IT. A+ HUMANITY YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MANAGED TO SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF SOCIETY SO MUCH THAT IM TAKING COVER FROM FALLING DEBRIS. OH WAIT WHATS THIS. THE DEBRIS IS ACTUALLY FALLING BOTTLES OF RANCH DRESSING FLAVOURED SODA. I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. I AM IN MY OWN PERSONAL CIRCLE OF HELL.
b-but ranch dressing goes with everything :V
name just one food that ranch isn’t good on. that’s right, it’s good on everything. so sit down and enjoy your breakfast/lunch/dinner with a nice swig of Ranch Dressing Soda™
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